I'm Pretty Good At Air Guitar
Or at least I used to be. Probably better than Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi, who is a big fan of Elvis Presley. However, girls never fawned over me while I played. Never! In fact, they usually left the building. I would have gone to great lengths to have Priscilla Presley gaze upon me while I played. I guess there are advantages to being a world leader with bad hair.