Monday, August 31, 2009

Boob Reduction

According to this article in the Clearfield Progress, they're doing some boob reduction up in Central Pennsylvania.

Twenty-seven-year-old Mirinda Boob has been charged with conspiracy to commit first-degree murder in the Aug. 23 death of 29-year-old Samuel Boob. Ms. Boob was ordered held on $2 million bail, only hours before a scheduled memorial service for her Boob husband.

Twenty-nine-year-old Ronald Lee Heichel of Bellefonte is accused of shooting Samuel Boob in the victim's Centre Hall garage.

We'll keep you abreast of the details here at Scott's Spot. We won't rest until all has been revealed.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Swine Flu Prevention

It's back-to-school time, and this year we've got swine flu to deal with. Use the technique depicted below to prevent the spread of pig flu, Hong Kong flu, bird flu, mono, or whatever else ails you.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

I Am Twitter!

You Are Twitter

You are energetic to the point of being hyperactive. You are the ultimate multitasker.

You don't have much of an attention span for anything. You like things short and sweet.

You can't help but let everyone know what you're doing, even if it's just what you're having for dinner.

You are big on sharing what's going on in your life. If anything, you share too much!

Monday, August 10, 2009

Better Than Being Butt Ugly

Your Butt Says You're Competitive

You are a powerful, assertive person. You are a go-getter in all aspects of your life.

You are genuine and humble. You believe that there's more to you (and other people) than just looks.

You are drawn toward close, one-on-one relationships. You crave a partner - romantic or otherwise.

You are friendly and self-assured. You're not one to brag, but you're quite happy with yourself overall.

You tend to be a serious, straight laced kind of person. It takes you a while to warm up and let loose.

Saturday, August 01, 2009

SHHH! When It Comes Uranium, Mum's the Word

Is it Uranium, or uranimum. I can never remember. I know that the Southern Utah Wilderness Alliance and Uranium Watch would like to see the proposed Daneros Mine go away.

Lance Armstrong vs Alberto Contador - Another Side of the Story

If you follow cycling or the Tour de France, then you probably know all about the goings on within Team Astana and of the less than amicable relationship between Alberto Contador and Lance Armstrong. Well, at least you've heard the part that VeloNews, Versus, and the other US news outlets have told. For more perspective on it, check out this article from El Pais, Spain's largest newspaper (original in Spanish here.)