Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Volkswagen's Latest Emission - CEO Martin Winterkorn

"I would've gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling West Virginians."

Monday, September 21, 2015

I side with Bernie Sanders on most 2016 Presidential Election issues

One of the better political quizzes for the 2016 US Presidential Election as at isidewith.com. My results for each candidate are below, and you can see my complete results here.

Friday, September 18, 2015

Brother, Can You Change a Ten-Spot?

The GOP candidates were asked about which woman they'd choose to be on the $10 bill, since the Treasury has announced that a woman will replace Alexander Hamilton in 2020.
  1. Rand Paul: Susan B Anthony      Good choice. I’m sure they would have let her vote if she could produce a government-issued daguerreotype ID.
  2. Mike Huckabee: My wife      A very good choice. Because she was going to disclose his Ashley Madison password if he didn’t pick her.
  3. Marco Rubio: Rosa Parks      Good choice. Even though Parks and her husband attended meetings of the Alabama Communist Party.
  4. Ted Cruz: would change the $20, Parks      Hey, I'll see Rubio's $10 Parks, and raise you $10. He’ll vote to defund the whole thing once he learns that Parks was on the board of Planned Parenthood.
  5. Dr. Ben Carson: My mother      Seriously, this is no time for a “Hi Mom!” on the Jumbotron.
  6. Donald J. Trump: Rosa Parks      He won’t allow Ivanka’s image on anything smaller than the $100 bill.
  7. Jeb Bush: Margaret Thatcher      Wow, he’s taking the old man’s New World Order seriously, to the point of advocating world citizenship and abolishing national borders. Except with Mexico.
  8. Scott Walker: Clara Barton      Good choice. Nobody in Wisconsin ever heard of Rosa Parks since they took her out of the history books.
  9. Carly Fiorina: I wouldn’t change the bills      Answer the question. This isn't the HP Annual Meeting.
  10. John Kasich: Mother Teresa      There’s something totally weird about suggesting that the image of someone who took a vow of poverty be put on some mammon.
  11. Governor Chris Christie: Abigail Adams      Strange, but I guess it's a good choice for him since “First Lady Christie” isn’t gonna happen.
None of them picked my choice, Margaret Hamilton, which wouldn't require a change to either the color or name on the bill.