Can You Say Amen?

Just in case your kids don't have head lice, you may be wondering how to get a few extra bucks. Well, I've found your ticket, but you may have to wait in line. And you have to get to Harvey, Illinois, a suburb of Chicago. And it's going to cost you 90 minutes of your time.

The United Pentecostal Church of Harvey plans to provide $25 in cold hard cash to the first 75 first time visitors at each of two services, one at 10 a.m. and another at 1 p.m. The only requirements are that the newcomers be 16 or older and that they stay for the entire 90-minute service.

Even if the sermon is on tithing and you stick $2.50 into the collection plate, you're $22.50 ahead on the deal. With the price of gas, you're gonna have to car pool if you're from out of town, though.