Friday, May 27, 2011

Frog Sighting

Frogs don't exist in the present. We hear the splash and see the ripples in the pond. Then we know that a frog had been nearby.

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Name Pittsburgh International Airport for Fun and Profit

About 5 years ago Allegheny County (Pennsylvania) Councilman Ed Kress proposed selling the naming rights to Pittsburgh International Airport. I blogged about it and set up a wiki and tried to have a little contest, but nobody participated.

Well, according to an article in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, One of America's Great Newspapers, Kress is at it again.

Here are my entries:

  • Lands' End Strip
  • American Eagle Aerie-el
  • Flying Tiger Den
  • Marshall's Field
  • Depends Regional Airport
  • Viagra International - On-time Takeoffs Guaranteed!
  • Tempur-pedic Field - Ensuring Soft Landings with Space Age Technology
  • Right Guard Airport - Who says flying has to stink
  • Day-Timer International - You'll know how late you are with us
  • Nair Field - The smoothest ride around
  • The Flying Circus
  • Yinzer Field N'at
  • MisterRogers Airport of Make-Believe, now with 24 Hour Trolley Service
  • MisterRogers Neighborhood Airport

Monday, May 02, 2011

Osama Bin Laden's Last Words

Here's one I heard at work:

Q: What was the last thing Bin Laden said to his courier

A: You feed the camel, I'll feed the fish.