Name the Pittsburgh Airport!

Name the Pittsburgh Airport!

An article in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reports that Allegheny County Councilman Ed Kress has proposed that a highest bidder be allowed to rename Pittsburgh International Airport for a minimum fee of $5 million a year over 10 years.

We do hope that this won't actually happen. But in case it does, we might as well have a name that will bring a smile to our faces as we unlace our shoes to go through security.

I'll start with a few entries. Add your entries as comments and I'll add them to the list!

• Lands' End Strip
  
• American Eagle Aerie-el
• Flying Tiger Den
  
• Marshall's Field
  
• Depends Regional Airport
  
• Viagra International - On-time Takeoffs Guaranteed!
  
• Tempur-pedic Field - Ensuring Soft Landings with Space Age Technology
  
• Right Guard Airport - Who says flying has to stink
  
• Day-Timer International - You'll know how late you are with us
  
• Nair Field - The smoothest ride around
  
• The Flying Circus
  
• Yinzer Field N'at
  
• MisterRogers Airport of Make-Believe, now with 24 Hour Trolley Service
  
• MisterRogers Neighborhood Airport