Frog Sighting

Frogs don't exist in the present. We hear the splash and see the ripples in the pond. Then we know that a frog had been nearby.

Name Pittsburgh International Airport for Fun and Profit

About 5 years ago Allegheny County (Pennsylvania) Councilman Ed Kress proposed selling the naming rights to Pittsburgh International Airport. I blogged about it and set up a wiki and tried to have a little contest, but nobody participated.

Well, according to an article in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, One of America's Great Newspapers, Kress is at it again.

Here are my entries:

• Lands' End Strip
• American Eagle Aerie-el
• Flying Tiger Den
• Marshall's Field
• Depends Regional Airport
• Viagra International - On-time Takeoffs Guaranteed!
• Tempur-pedic Field - Ensuring Soft Landings with Space Age Technology
• Right Guard Airport - Who says flying has to stink
• Day-Timer International - You'll know how late you are with us
• Nair Field - The smoothest ride around
• The Flying Circus
• Yinzer Field N'at
• MisterRogers Airport of Make-Believe, now with 24 Hour Trolley Service
• MisterRogers Neighborhood Airport

Osama Bin Laden's Last Words

Here's one I heard at work:

Q: What was the last thing Bin Laden said to his courier

A: You feed the camel, I'll feed the fish.