Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Tennessee Offered as Nuclear Dumping Ground

Tennessee senator Lamar Alexander said today that 100 more nuclear reactors should be built over the next 20 years. Since nobody else wants them, he is by default asking that they be built in Tennessee.

Thanks for volunteering, Senator Alexander. Let's start building.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Dog Owners and Dog Shit

As long at the shit doesn't end up in their own yards, they don't give a shit.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Today's Oneword - Rumour. Or is it Rumor?

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I'm gonna start a rumor that Oneword will abandon the purple color. Nearly any change will be an improvement. Really!

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Pfizer - Helping You Keep Up Your Jobless Benefits

Suppose you got stiffed at work and lost your job. That could really get you down. It could be hard to get up in the morning, or at any other time, for that matter. Fortunately, Pfizer understands that, and they're here to help. Pfizer will provide 70 of its most widely prescribed prescription drugs - including Lipitor and Viagra - for free to people who have lost their jobs and health insurance, according to an article in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, One of America's Great Newspapers.

I'm making no bones about my being firmly convinced that this rock solid decision will firm up Pfizer's reputation in the marketplace.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Today's Oneword - Dusk

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The colors of dusk that night ranged from orange to purple. Like the purple now seen on Oneword.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Grove City College Didn't Approve This Tuition Payment

One of the things that drove me nuts about Grove City College when I went there was the inconsistency of its rules. Female student gets pregnant - she's out. Male student gets female pregnant - that doesn't hurt our image, so no problem.

So now we have another similar situation, as described in an article in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, One of America's Great Newspapers: Male student acts in gay porn video - he's out. Student watches gay porn video (and I'll wager it's not the first he's watched using the college's network) - no problem - thanks for informing on the depravity of your fellow student!

The case involves John Gechter, of Philadelphia, who was suspended for one year pending appeal from Grove City College after a student saw him last month in a video posted online. Mr. Gechter performed using the name "Vincent DeSalvo." Gechter says he used his porn income to pay for his schooling.

Conservative Grove City College apparently approves of only a limited application of capitalism.

Friday, May 01, 2009

Sweet Sue's Canned Whole Chicken

This is something that should be avoided at all costs.
Not to mention a waste of a perfectly good can.

Today's Oneword - Tea

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Oneword has changed to purple since last time I looked at it. I thought that might have to do with the kind of tea I drink but I drink so many kinds that it can't be that.