Friday, May 23, 2008

Presidential Attributes

Many of us are wondering how we should choose a president this year. Should it be age, experience, political party, liberalism or conservatism, or what?

Well, perhaps you should consider the teeth. Obama's are white. McCain's are white, but it looks like there may be extensive, er, expensive, dental work back there. They may not be all white, which could doom him in Pennsylvania.

Watch for a lot of forced smiles with exposed teeth this fall. And then, imagine your candidate aged by 15 years with those same teeth. Because that's what the winner's gonna look like in about 3 months.

How will your candidate look and think in additional 15 years and 5 root canals?

I Was Just Expanding My Knowledge, Ossifer!

Hey, as Dean Martin said, "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."


I'm Good for 18 Days

All right, now I'm stuck on quizzes again. Although I like to travel, I'm generally a homebody. So this quiz tells how long you can survive trapped in your home.

How Long Could You Survive Trapped In Your Own Home?
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I Have A Thing for Five Year Olds

Thanks to Neal for the tip on this great quiz. I'm only of average height and only fight a little bit dirty, but I could still nail 18 5-year-old urchins!


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