Important New Miracle Food - Your Test Scores Will Skyrocket!

At Scott's Spot we're often asked to review groundbreaking research proposals. Many of them have unrealistic expectations, inadequate funding, and infighting among the project staff. However, some projects are destined to lead to revolutionary results and automatically get our nod and wink of approval.

One such project has determined that eating milk chocolate may boost brain function. "Chocolate contains many substances that act as stimulants, such as theobromine, phenethylamine, and caffeine," notes Dr. Bryan Raudenbush from Wheeling Jesuit University in West Virginia. "These substances by themselves have previously been found to increase alertness and attention and what we have found is that by consuming chocolate you can get the stimulating effects, which then lead to increased mental performance."

The actual paper is very long and contains a number of obscure technical terms, so our graphics department has designed the Reader's Digest Condensed Books version of this paper. Voila!