Happy Mothers Day - To Kristin Georgi

Today we celebrated Mother's Day. We went to church. I worked on my wife's car. I did the grocery shopping. We went for a walk in the county park next to our house. My oldest son grilled the London Broil. I called my Mom.

And I also wish a Happy Mother's Day to Kristin Georgi. She is, of course, the new 22 year old wife of 84-year-old 84 Lumber and Nemacolin Woodlands magnate Joe Hardy. Only yesterday, I found that she had a 3-year-old kid.

So Happy Mother's Day, Kristin. I'm available in case Joe needs a lesson in changing diapers. I've changed several hundred, so I do feel qualified, just in case we need to have a man-to-man chat. I'm sure you can find me if you need to, Joe...