Earache My Eye

Your kid has an earache. Or does he? You never know, especially after growing up listening to Cheech and Chong do "Earache My Eye".

But now, you need to take that complaint seriously. Because Cheech & Chong never sang about Jesse Courtney, who had a Snap, Crackle and Pop in his ear that turned into an earache until it was discovered by his doctors that he had not one, but two spiders dancing on his eardrum. Each of the spiders was the size of a pencil eraser.

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my eardrum door.
'Sixteen spider legs,' I muttered, `tapping at my eardrum door -
Only this, and nothing more.'