West Virginia to Begin Table Games

The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, One of America's Great Newspapers, reports that West Virginia racetracks are set to begin table games.

The first potential table game we could think of was Twister. But that could get a little dangerous on a table. So why not just cut to the chase and play on the bed.


Or, perhaps you're into wrestling. Here's a wrestling match that I could place a small bet on.



Sofa burning is also a viable option. But interest in that appears to be confined to the immediate Morgantown area.


The Pennsylvania Family Institute and Pennsylvanians Against Gambling Expansion are already organizing to keep burning sofa-top twister wrestling south of the border.