US Researchers Hop on Scott's Spot Bandwagon

Thanks to all of the commercial news services, and Pennsylvania's Pandemic Preparedness website, you've probably bought enough toilet paper, water, and hand sanitizer to last you until the year 2064. You've sworn off poultry in favor of "the other white meat."


But now, thanks to Scott's Spot's reporting, U.S. researchers have ferretted out evidence that a bird flu pandemic may not strike in the foreseeable future, if at all.

Unless you've been checking out the National Institutes of Health website or here, you wouldn't know anything about it.

The futures department at Scott's Spot recommends that you unload your strategic toilet paper reserve now, before the price goes down the flusher.