Chinese Driver Education Standards

In the US, we're ruining the educational system with the No Child Left Behind Act. In China, they're experimenting on dogs instead of kids, so they have the 狗没有忘记法案, which is the Babelfish translation of "No Dog Left Behind Act" into Simplified Chinese. I like it better when you translate those characters back into English: "The dog has not forgotten the bill." It's an unusual dog that picks up the bill, so I like that.


Now, back to today's topic. It seems that a woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday.



There once was a woman from Hohhot,
Who thought that her pooch was a hotshot.
The dog he said “please”
So she gave him the keys
And she said to look twice but he forgot.