Texas Hold 'em? More Like Texas Fold 'em!

We don't play a lot of poker at Scott's Spot. But we might develop an interest in the game, after learning about the World Strip Poker Championship, which is to take place at the prestigious Cafe Royal in central London with players battling it out in games of "No Limit Texas Hold 'em."

Players of both sexes from over 12 countries would battle it out for the "Gold Fig Leaf" trophy and the right to revel (or is it "reveal") in the title of World Strip Poker Champion.

"Inappropriate behavior," will not be tolerated, said event organizer and Irish bookmaker Paddy Power.

Yeah, right!