Kenosha Man Becomes the Envy of Women Everywhere

For 2 brief hours, Darmin Garcia had a foretaste of heaven. Or at least it would have seemed that way, had he been a woman. But, alas, that's not the case.

Garcia, an employee of Debelis Corp., a company that supplies chocolate ingredients, said that he was pushing the viscous chocolate, which had become stuck, down into a vat. However, it became loose and he slid into the hopper.


"It was in my hair, in my ears, my mouth, everywhere," said Garcia, who has worked at the company for two years. "I felt like I weighed 900 pounds. I couldn't move." Co-workers, police and firefighters tried to free the man but couldn't get him loose until the chocolate was thinned out with cocoa butter.