Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Carrying Guns on Campus

When I went to Clarion University, we worried about our load of coursework. Not about whether we could carry a Smith & Wesson. But things are changing - for the worse. In the light of the latest college shooting at Northern Illinois University, there is a group called Students for Concealed Carry on Campus which advocates a Wild West approach to the problem.

If these loonies get their way, you can imagine the following: You're in class, and some jerk pulls out a gun and starts shooting. Bad scene, right? Right - but it gets worse. 10 of your macho classmates pull out their handguns and open fire. Now, not only do you have to worry about one deranged individual, but you've got 10 other crazies who imagine they're in an episode of "Gunsmoke" and who don't care if you get caught in the crossfire.

It's time to conceal these extremists by getting them off campus entirely!


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