Thursday, November 01, 2007

Joe Hardy Scares Us With New Halloween Trick

It's Halloween, and, if you're a financially-strapped father from Western Pennsylvania, you're probably asking the perennial question: "Should I allow my daughter to trick-or-treat at Joe Hardy's House?" The good news is that the answer is yes, if your daughter is less than 22. If she's a 22-year-old, then maybe the answer is YES INDEED, because there's a distinct possibility that she's going to be bringing some money into the double-wide.

Last May, 84-year-old Hardy, founder of 84 Lumber, married his 3rd wife, Kristin Georgi. He sued for divorce just 3 months later. But he's apparently not a lonely old man. According to an article published by WTAE-TV, which calls itself "The Pittsburgh Channel", Hardy is being romantically linked to 22-year-old Danielle Golden, of Dunbar, Pennsylvania, whose relatives said she is smitten with Hardy. You can check out her MySpace here.

What kind of nonsense is that? If she's smitten with anything, it's with the possibility of getting some of Hardy's millions. He has been quoted as saying "I want to die broke. For the remainder of my life, I want to enjoy and participate in the giving of money to help improve people's lives."

The Wealth Squandering Department at Scott's Spot believes that his strategy to do this is centered on finding 22-year-old chicks to give all his money to.


At July 13, 2009, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he really wants to die broke then maybe he should pay his employees what they are worth for making him millions of Fu(&ing dollars! I am one of them!! F&(k YOU JOE HARDY!!!


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