Sunday, October 07, 2007

Massima Brown Didn't Score Hannah Montana Tickets

You have to read the article. Tickets are sold out for the January 4 Hannah Montana concert at Pittsburgh's Mellon Arena. It appears that scalpers may have bought some of the tickets.

But the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, one of America's Great Newspapers, is focusing on the victims. Like Massima Brown.

I am going to be as nice about this as possible. Her idiot mother, Linette Brown, of Ross Township, a suburb of Pittsburgh, offered up her big-screen television on Craigslist in the hopes of getting tickets for Massima. "Hannah Montana is someone my daughter really looks up to on TV," she said.

And there's her idiot father, Mr. Brown. He left their son's football game early to get home that Saturday morning to buy tickets online, but it was all for naught.
"Our daughter was devastated," Mrs. Brown said.

In case you were wondering, Massima, the object of this activity, is 4

Heaven help Toys-R-Us if the Browns are unable to purchase an Easy-Bake Oven for Christmas.

Update: Pittgirl from the Burgh Blog apparently didn't get tickets, either.


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