Free Viagra Coming to Pittsburgh

The mayor of a small Brazilian town has begun handing out free Viagra, spicing up the sex lives of dozens of elderly men and their partners.

"Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They're much happier," said Joao de Souza Luz, the mayor of Novo Santo Antonio, a small town in the central state of Mato Grosso.

Souza Luz said 68 men over the age of 60 already had signed up for the program, which was approved by the town's legislature and has been dubbed "Happy Penis," or "Pinto Alegre" in Portuguese.


Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, with one of the highest populations of elderly residents in the U.S., is expected to quickly follow suit. Boy Wonder Mayor Luke Ravenstahl plans an advertising campaign to inform residents of the difference between regular Flintstones Vitamins and Big Boy Vitamins.