Friday, October 27, 2006

Principal Nicholas Restivo vs. Captain Underpants

Are you under attack? In a battle with talking toilets or the infamous Professor Poopypants? Do you just need a Superhero? Then stay away from Long Beach, NY. Especially Long Beach High School, where some superheroes are more super than others.

You see, Long Beach High School had Superhero Day yesterday. So
Chelsea Horowitz, an honor student and softball player, along with fellow seniors Ashley Imhof and Eliana Levin, donned their Captain Underpants costumes of beige leotards and nude stockings under white briefs and red capes. That was apparently too much for Principal Nicholas Restivo to handle. He decreed that there would be no visible underpants in his hallways and sent the trio home to select alternate costumes from their wardrobes.

When Mr. Restivo gets done talking to his toilets, he should pay a visit to the Tucson Unified School District in Arizona, where Captain Underpants is a bit more welcome.


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