En Garde! Bush Signs Bill for Fencing to Keep Mexicans out of Texas

Today President Bush, rattling his sabre, signed a bill to use fencing to keep illegal immigrants from Mexico out of Texas, away from his ranch, and out of our English speaking schools.

The United States Fencing Association is expecting a big $1.2 Billion windfall from this bill. If you've wanted to learn to fence, now is the time to sign up.

We got a couple of classified photos. Here's one of our squads of shock troops:


And here's one of our developmental No Immigration at Mexican Border Youth (NIMBY) teams: