To Sleep, Perchance to Dream - Ay, There's the Tattoo

There are some people you wouldn’t want to spend the night with. Take Hillary Snyder’s ex-boyfriend, for instance. He wanted Hillary, 20, of Des Moines, Iowa, to get a tattoo of a five-pointed star to match one of his own. Well, OK, I guess that’s what people do now. We didn’t do what when I was 20, although I think we may have gotten matching sweaters. In any case, Hillary showed a slight hint of intelligence and told her boyfriend that she didn’t want a tattoo.

Then, having apparently used up her intelligence, she took a painkiller with a sleeping pill before she went to bed Saturday night. And when she awoke, what did she spy with her little eye but a tattoo of a five-pointed star on her right ankle! “At least he didn’t flub it up,” she said.

A police report accuses the now-former boyfriend of domestic assault. But Snyder isn’t so sure. “I mean it’s not like he beat me up. There were no bruises or blood or anything.”

Quick, get Hillary a long-term supply of those Anti-Stupidity pills!