Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Tiger Woods to Return to Mistress, er, Masters

Tiger Woods announced today that he would be leaving Elin Nordegren, at least for the weekend, and returning to his Mistress, er, the Masters, on April 8, according to a Yahoo article.

No information was immediately available on whether Woods would be accompanied by personal trainers Tess Tosterone or Anna Bollock-Steroid.


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