Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Irritable Bowel Syndrome Linked to Shoplifting

The Pittsburgh Tribune-Review reports in an Associated Press article that Irritable Bowel Syndrome has been linked to shoplifting. Helen Gallo, 61, of Clearwater, Florida, was arrested recently after allegedly shoplifting from a Cape Coral grocery store, The Daily Breeze of Cape Coral reported.

Gallo reportedly told authorities that she could not wait in line because she has irritable bowel syndrome, according to the newspaper. Her getaway vehicle is pictured at right.

I'm apparently a bit clogged in the creativity department. All I need is a good lawyer and I can start making my ailments pay off!


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