My Next Job

I don't know what I want my next job to be. Actually, to show you how weird I am, I would be very interested in overnighting at the South Pole. However, since I'm happily married and have 4 kids, that's unlikely. So I need to find something that sets me apart from others so I can make money.

I'm talking of distinctive skills like those enjoyed by Claudio Pinto, of Belo Horizonte, Brazil. Mr. Pinto, 48, is making a living out of shows where he pops his eyes out, Terra Noticias Populares reports.

Pinto can pop both eyes 95% out of their sockets. He looks like this when he does it.


I begin my training tomorrow.