Or Else I Shall Resort To Using the Holy Hand Grenade

Thy number of remaining meetings with the Holy Council shall be two. No more. No less. Two shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be two. Three shalt thou not count, neither count thou one, excepting that thou then proceed to two. Four is right out. Once at the number two, being the second number to be reached, then, refusest thou any entreaty to be joined thereto, and donnest thou raiment suitable for returning to thine own kingdom.