Thursday, January 08, 2009

LeSean McCoy To Complete His Education

University of Pittsburgh star tailback LeSean McCoy is expected to announce Friday he will complete his education at the University of Pittsburgh.

McCoy met the press afer conferring with his mother, who reportedly told her son, "Your football career can be over in an instant, but they can never take away your education." "That kind of made up my mind for me," said McCoy, a sophomore majoring in Undergraduate Studies.

We now return you to the parallel universe, in which Spock DOESN'T have that goatee.


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