Bird Flu - The Pandemic is Here!

It's now an established fact. Avian Flu, also known as Bird Flu or Deadly Bird Flu, has reached the pandemic phase. An Egyptian woman as died of the disease. Cynics like me can now rest at ease, knowing that money has been well spent in the US and elsewhere, where governments are publishing critical information about when to panic and how to develop your personal strategy for hoarding water and toilet paper.

Yikes! My stomach doesn't feel so great. Do I have bird flu, or am I just feeling a little sick from overeating my Christmas turkey dinner?