Thursday, July 30, 2009
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
I Am A Post-It
|You Are a Post-it|
You have a good memory. You're memory is so good, in fact, that it can be down right annoying at times.
You don't mean to nag, but you like to remind people what they're supposed to be doing.
You may be a bit of a pest, but you're awfully cute. So no one minds it all too much when you pop up.
You would make a good manger, salesperson or attorney. You can cram a lot of info into that head of yours.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Wendy's Double - Where's The Beef?
Ordering at Wendy's used to be simple. They had 3 burgers. The Single. The Double. And The Triple. You knew how many quarter-pound beef patties you were gonna get. Ordering was a little bit tricky, depending on whether you wanted cheese, lettuce, or tomato, but things usually went pretty smoothly.
Until today. Today, when I ordered my plain double, no cheese, I was asked "Do you want the Double Stack or the 1/4 Pound Double?"
Double Stack? What the hell is a Double Stack?
Why has Wendy's taken one of their flagship products and created confusion with one of their other products? Are they planning to get rid of the classic Double?
Dave Thomas would have fired the sorry ass of the marketing genius who came up with that idea!
Friday, July 10, 2009
An Inconvenient Truth
A man was gored to death today at the running of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain.
Some conservatives were in denial of the death, claiming that the "evidence" cannot be trusted, what with it having been developed on foreign soil. They also said that reports of the man's death must in any event be discounted due to Al Gore's belief in the death.